Drink!
2002-06-06
as you may or may not know, i'm partial to party games. like many of you out there in Murka, at 7 o'clock Central Time, my glowing story box was tuned to one of them there news channels to catch the prezdint's latest assault on our sensibilities. what struck me about this 11 minutes in hell (i much prefer 7 in heaven, if you know what i mean) was the sheer volume of repetition, as if we were a nation of second graders learning our multiplication tables. on the bright side, repetitiveness is flawless fodder for drinking games and how better to strengthen our resolve than through the soothing salve of booze.
here's how it works. cue up your tape of mr. bush's june 6 national address and get ready to get ripped.
whenever george says "america", take a whiskey drink.
whenever george says "homeland", take a lager drink.
whenever george says "enemy", take a vodka drink.
whenever george says "security", take a cider drink.
whenever george mispronounces, or obviously flubs a line, evidencing his utter inability to read a tele-prompter, the last person to shout out "nucular" takes a drink of their choice.
one bit of advice: you might wanna take a Chaser before you get started. much like mr. bush's department of homeland security, it probably won't help, but it couldn't hurt.
-finn
Previously:
Shiny Happy Person (or Something Like That) - 2005-08-19
Having Trouble Saying What I Mean With Dead Poets and a Drum Machine - 2005-08-14
Let's Rock! - 2005-07-27
Knock Me Right Off My Feet - 2005-07-22
Play or You'll Never Know - 2005-07-14
