the original hooters, where it all started, is located in clearwater, florida, not far from the former bank building that sports the image of the virgin mary, in its warped reflective glass panels. i've been there, i've seen it, it is truly a miracle. the virgin mary, that is. not the hooters. though i hear the wings are simply divine. don't you think we fags should book ourselves a flight? wouldn't that be a hoot?