you possess an unusual voice and sense of drama. many times you are better at helping others than promoting your own cause. although you have been hurt in the past, you are always willing to give romance another chance. taurus, libra and scorpio play major roles in your life. they could have the letters F, O, or X in their names. during august, you will be enveloped by an aura of glamour and intrigue. september is your most profitable and romantic month of the year.

ok, what do you think of that?

after voraciously consuming these predictions, my chum announced, "i can't wait to find out how much better your life is going to be in three months." to which i responded, "try three weeks!". to which he cried, "more like three days!" and we laughed and laughed and laughed. i promised to check in with him at each of these junctures. now, i promise to do the same with you. and me, for that matter.