It's Fun To Play WIth The...
2004-10-06
ok, so have you seen this year's dancing elmo? the one that sings E-L-M-O to the tune of the village people's YMCA, complete with dance moves? i can't even begin to fathom the psycho-sexual implications of this development. i mean, come on, his name is elmo, as in "el" "mo", as "the" "mo", as in "the" "homo", right? pied piper for a new generation, leading three-year olds everywhere boldly towards a future free of sexual identity issues.
-finn
Previously:
It's So Funny How We Don't Talk Anymore - 2005-07-12
Trying To Catch Your Heart Is Like... - 2005-04-21
Yum Yum Jet Lag - 2005-04-15
Sukiyaki. Chicken Sukiyaki. - 2005-04-05
Fourteen Hundred - 2005-04-01
