It's Fun To Play WIth The...
2004-10-06
ok, so have you seen this year's dancing elmo? the one that sings E-L-M-O to the tune of the village people's YMCA, complete with dance moves? i can't even begin to fathom the psycho-sexual implications of this development. i mean, come on, his name is elmo, as in "el" "mo", as "the" "mo", as in "the" "homo", right? pied piper for a new generation, leading three-year olds everywhere boldly towards a future free of sexual identity issues.
-finn
Previously:
Shiny Happy Person (or Something Like That) - 2005-08-19
Having Trouble Saying What I Mean With Dead Poets and a Drum Machine - 2005-08-14
Let's Rock! - 2005-07-27
Knock Me Right Off My Feet - 2005-07-22
Play or You'll Never Know - 2005-07-14
